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Your mom called him a dumbass. Let's
 

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Your mom called him a dumbass. Let's
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just say that.
 

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just say that.
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&gt;&gt; Oh, we're on the same page.
 

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&gt;&gt; Oh, we're on the same page.
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&gt;&gt; There you go. So,
 

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&gt;&gt; There you go. So,
&gt;&gt; [laughter]

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&gt;&gt; [laughter]
 

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&gt;&gt; [laughter]
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&gt;&gt; um but speaking of that dumbass, do you
 

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&gt;&gt; um but speaking of that dumbass, do you
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have a favorite, and I'm going to do air
 

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have a favorite, and I'm going to do air
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quotes here, whatever,
 

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quotes here, whatever,
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we are in so much trouble story about
 

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we are in so much trouble story about
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one comes to mind, but it wasn't more of
 

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one comes to mind, but it wasn't more of
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trouble. It was more like you're going
 

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trouble. It was more like you're going
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to get us killed story. Okay.
 

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to get us killed story. Okay.
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Oh my gosh.
 

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Oh my gosh.
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&gt;&gt; What do you got?
 

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&gt;&gt; What do you got?
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Uncle and I, I call him Uncle. Sure.
 

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Uncle and I, I call him Uncle. Sure.
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Uncle and I decided, you know what?
 

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Uncle and I decided, you know what?
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We're going to go line dancing. Let's
 

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We're going to go line dancing. Let's
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just get out on the town, and let's go
 

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just get out on the town, and let's go
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line dancing.
 

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line dancing.
&gt;&gt; Ah.

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&gt;&gt; Ah.
 

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&gt;&gt; Ah.
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I was going to be his wing girl, you
 

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I was going to be his wing girl, you
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know, he's down in the dumps. I'm just
 

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know, he's down in the dumps. I'm just
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his niece, and we wanted to go have fun.
 

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his niece, and we wanted to go have fun.
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And so, I get in his car, and we're
 

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And so, I get in his car, and we're
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we're listening to Neon Lights by Blake
 

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we're listening to Neon Lights by Blake
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Shelton. Okay.
 

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Shelton. Okay.
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&gt;&gt; And his favorite song at the time.
 

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&gt;&gt; And his favorite song at the time.
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And he's driving down the freeway.
 

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And he's driving down the freeway.
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And I remember sitting in the passenger
 

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And I remember sitting in the passenger
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seat, and he's just driving. He's going
 

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seat, and he's just driving. He's going
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Mach Jesus. And I just I don't
 

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Mach Jesus. And I just I don't
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understand why he's going so fast. My
 

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understand why he's going so fast. My
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cheeks are clenched in the seat. I'm a
 

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cheeks are clenched in the seat. I'm a
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little nervous, but I'm with my badass
 

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little nervous, but I'm with my badass
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uncle. I can't show him how how nervous
 

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uncle. I can't show him how how nervous
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I am. And I remember grabbing the handle
 

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I am. And I remember grabbing the handle
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of the door and just squeezing because
 

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of the door and just squeezing because
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he would get
 

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he would get
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as close as he could
 

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as close as he could
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to the back of these semi trucks, and
 

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to the back of these semi trucks, and
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then
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all of a sudden change lanes with with
 

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all of a sudden change lanes with with
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no blinker, no "Hey, I'm going to change
 

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no blinker, no "Hey, I'm going to change
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lanes." Nothing. He would get as close
 

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lanes." Nothing. He would get as close
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as he could, and then the change the
 

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as he could, and then the change the
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lanes. And I'm just like sitting there
 

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lanes. And I'm just like sitting there
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like, "Oh my god, is Is he Is he drunk
 

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like, "Oh my god, is Is he Is he drunk
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already? I'm going to die tonight. Like,
 

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already? I'm going to die tonight. Like,
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this is this is the end of Jess and
 

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this is this is the end of Jess and
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Uncle. We had a good run."
 

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Uncle. We had a good run."
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Aw. And
 

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Aw. And
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man.
 

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man.
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I really specifically remember kind of
 

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I really specifically remember kind of
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like
 

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like
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not moving my head, but turning my eyes
 

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not moving my head, but turning my eyes
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and looking at him.
 

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and looking at him.
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And he looks over at me, and just starts
 

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And he looks over at me, and just starts
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cracking up. Just laughing hysterically
 

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cracking up. Just laughing hysterically
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and smiling. And I look at him, I was
 

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and smiling. And I look at him, I was
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like,
 

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like,
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"What are you doing? Are you okay?" And
 

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"What are you doing? Are you okay?" And
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he goes, "I am trying to get as close as
 

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he goes, "I am trying to get as close as
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possible to these semi trucks just to
 

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possible to these semi trucks just to
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see when you're going to yell at me, or
 

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see when you're going to yell at me, or
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just to see
 

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just to see
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&gt;&gt; Oh my what you're going to do, or how
 

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&gt;&gt; Oh my what you're going to do, or how
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long it's going to take you to realize
 

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long it's going to take you to realize
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that I'm just doing this to [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] with
 

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that I'm just doing this to [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] with
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