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And then when I ran over a turtle on a
 

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And then when I ran over a turtle on a
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dirt bike, that was another funny
 

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dirt bike, that was another funny
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adventure we had.
 

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adventure we had.
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&gt;&gt; A turtle on a dirt bike. Now I got to
 

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&gt;&gt; A turtle on a dirt bike. Now I got to
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hear this one real quick.
 

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hear this one real quick.
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&gt;&gt; Oh. Oh man. We just we went to Lern
 

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&gt;&gt; Oh. Oh man. We just we went to Lern
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Valley and we decided to go on a really
 

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Valley and we decided to go on a really
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long just dirt bike ride, him and I, and
 

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long just dirt bike ride, him and I, and
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we were just riding up this crazy wash.
 

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we were just riding up this crazy wash.
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He wanted to take me on some stupid
 

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He wanted to take me on some stupid
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route that
 

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route that
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he wanted to test my skills on. I think
 

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he wanted to test my skills on. I think
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I did great.
 

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I did great.
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&gt;&gt; I I'm better than he.
 

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&gt;&gt; I I'm better than he.
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&gt;&gt; But there's this desert tortoise out of
 

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&gt;&gt; But there's this desert tortoise out of
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nowhere and he about ran it over. And I
 

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nowhere and he about ran it over. And I
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I do a thing on TikTok called Jess's
 

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I do a thing on TikTok called Jess's
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Critter Catching.
 

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Critter Catching.
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&gt;&gt; Ah, okay.
 

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&gt;&gt; Ah, okay.
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&gt;&gt; And I love catching critters. Critters
 

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&gt;&gt; And I love catching critters. Critters
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are so much fun. All right.
 

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are so much fun. All right.
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&gt;&gt; Obviously, I see a desert turtle. I
 

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&gt;&gt; Obviously, I see a desert turtle. I
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threw my dirt bike down and I ran over
 

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threw my dirt bike down and I ran over
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to this turtle. And I played with this
 

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to this turtle. And I played with this
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turtle for like 20 minutes and he's just
 

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turtle for like 20 minutes and he's just
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sitting there looking at me thinking I'm
 

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sitting there looking at me thinking I'm
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absolutely insane, but it's like,
 

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absolutely insane, but it's like,
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"Uncle, there's a freaking turtle. I'm
 

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"Uncle, there's a freaking turtle. I'm
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even more excited about this." So, I
 

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even more excited about this." So, I
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also have pictures of that, too.
 

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also have pictures of that, too.
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&gt;&gt; Oh, yeah. That's another one. I uh I'm
 

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&gt;&gt; Oh, yeah. That's another one. I uh I'm
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not so familiar with the Tik Tok. I
 

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not so familiar with the Tik Tok. I
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never really caught on with that craze,
 

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never really caught on with that craze,
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but uh I do understand that many people
 

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but uh I do understand that many people
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did. Uh but the critter aspect that I
 

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did. Uh but the critter aspect that I
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love. That's just fun. And I'm glad you
 

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love. That's just fun. And I'm glad you
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