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one word for however you want to
 

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one word for however you want to
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describe your uncle as your uncle,
 

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describe your uncle as your uncle,
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right? Not Harry Liry the BMX guy or the
 

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right? Not Harry Liry the BMX guy or the
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cycling guy or whatever, right? Just
 

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cycling guy or whatever, right? Just
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your uncle. Uncle.
 

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your uncle. Uncle.
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&gt;&gt; Okay. It's [laughter]
 

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&gt;&gt; Okay. It's [laughter]
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really funny,
 

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really funny,
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but one word when you asked that did
 

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but one word when you asked that did
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come to mind.
 

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come to mind.
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&gt;&gt; Oh boy. Yeah.
 

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&gt;&gt; Oh boy. Yeah.
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&gt;&gt; And all I can think of is bald.
 

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&gt;&gt; And all I can think of is bald.
[clears throat]

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He's he's probably just looking down
 

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He's he's probably just looking down
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right now just calling me a dumbass or a
 

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right now just calling me a dumbass or a
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blonde or something, but I literally I
 

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blonde or something, but I literally I
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just
 

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just
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&gt;&gt; all I can think of is bald. And
 

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&gt;&gt; all I can think of is bald. And
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&gt;&gt; and it's it's not just cuz he's bald. I
 

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&gt;&gt; and it's it's not just cuz he's bald. I
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mean, obviously that helps, but
 

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mean, obviously that helps, but
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&gt;&gt; I our our relationship the I mean, the
 

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&gt;&gt; I our our relationship the I mean, the
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first thing we'd ever say to each other
 

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first thing we'd ever say to each other
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every time we'd see each other
 

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every time we'd see each other
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&gt;&gt; was I just make fun of how he had no
 

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&gt;&gt; was I just make fun of how he had no
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hair.
 

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hair.
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&gt;&gt; I love it.
 

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&gt;&gt; I love it.
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&gt;&gt; That was our relationship was just him
 

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&gt;&gt; That was our relationship was just him
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and I going back and forth on Yeah.
 

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and I going back and forth on Yeah.
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&gt;&gt; how bald he was. So, I
 

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&gt;&gt; how bald he was. So, I
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&gt;&gt; I love it.
 

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&gt;&gt; I love it.
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&gt;&gt; I just think of bald.
 

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&gt;&gt; I just think of bald.
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