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And then I just coat them and flake
 

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And then I just coat them and flake
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them. Vacuum everything and then I roll
 

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them. Vacuum everything and then I roll
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the floor out and then I throw flake.
 

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the floor out and then I throw flake.
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Yeah, 99% of the floors are flake. Okay.
 

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Yeah, 99% of the floors are flake. Okay.
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Everyone wants a solid color. I offer
 

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Everyone wants a solid color. I offer
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like a four-year warranty. Okay, cool.
 

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like a four-year warranty. Okay, cool.
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Here. So, here's the deal. There's no
 

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Here. So, here's the deal. There's no
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such thing as a lifetime warranty
 

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such thing as a lifetime warranty
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because that's a joke. Okay. They're
 

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because that's a joke. Okay. They're
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like you're going to call somebody in
 

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like you're going to call somebody in
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eight years and say blah blah blah.
 

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eight years and say blah blah blah.
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They're going to be like, "Oh, you know
 

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They're going to be like, "Oh, you know
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what? Um, I don't recall or blah blah
 

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what? Um, I don't recall or blah blah
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blah or you know their fine print."
 

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blah or you know their fine print."
Yeah.